Top 10 Worst Headlines for Anything and Whatever

10. Singaporeans drink anything but Anything
9. Anything's so whatever
8. A&W fails again
7. Anything that goes up, must come down
6. Anything Canned.
5. Everything's over for Anything
4. Never ever, Whatever
3. Anything owners gave Everything but knew Nothing
2. Drink Anything? Whatever...

And the Number 1 worst headline...
1. RK House owner kills man for ordering Anything

Why so cheem?

Top 10 Reasons Why Christopher Should Be Afraid Of Jail

10. Mirror no enough.
9. Manicurist visit no enough.
8. This is not "One More Chance II: One Chance Not Enough"
7. No one will read the biography Christopher: My Time with The One-Eyed Dragon
6. People inside know he is not Christopher Lee.
5. He won't become the most popular Yellow Ribbon ambassador when he comes out.
4. Prison got no Star Awards.

And the top 3...

3. Ah Nan come out already, no brother to keng gai with.
2. His brother will not study structural engineering, devise an elaborate plan, tattoo his body, rob a bank, get into jail, fall in love with a doctor, and rescue him.
1. Benedict not there yet, cannot play Pyramid Game to pass time.

Why so cheem?

What a girl wants

UNSW Top 10 Acronyms

10. U Not Steady Wan
9. Uni No Student Want
8. U Never Stay What
7. U Need Students' Words
6. Uni Never Stay Wan
5. Understand Now Singapore's Worthless
4. U N*bei Sydney Wh*res

And the top 3...

3. Unbelievable News! Sucky Wednesday!
2. U Now Say What?!?!
1. Uncle, Now Study Where?

Why so cheem?

Cycle of delusion

Highway to hell

Spot the difference

To prove the statement: S*P*H = N*T*U

LHS:

S*P*H = grey building + long rows of desks + people anyhow dress + no life

Hence,

RHS:

= grey building + long rows of desks + people anyhow dress + no life

= North & South spines + Exam Hall E + t-shirt/berms/teva combo + no life

= N*T*U //

(Q.E.D)