Watching Chelsea can cure heart disease

Top 10 Acronyms for SCV

10. Stunned Cable Victims
9. Simi? Crap Variety!
8. So, Cable's Victorious?
7. Singtel Competition Valuable
6. Subscribers Confirm Vomit
5. Sickening Cash Vampires
4. Subscribers' Cash Vanish

And the top 3...

3. Surcharge Conspiring Villians
2. Sayonara! Ciao Vidic!
1. Simple, Choose Vasantham.

Why so cheem?

Top 10 Acronyms for NETS

10. No Enough Tax Sia!
9. Never Ever Trust Scoundrels
8. Now Expensive To Shop
7. No Electronic Transactions, Suckers
6. No Extra Tax? Siao!
5. N*bei, Everywhere Tax Singaporeans!
4. Now Everything Tio Surcharge

And the top 3...

3. NETS Exaggerates Toyota's Services
2. Now EzLink's The Solution
1. Nehmind, Everyday Take Shillings

Special thanks to Aaron and Carol.

Why so cheem?

Top 10 weight/height facts you never knew

Weight
An African elephant weighs as much as 1224790.3434343433 sheets of paper.
Jennifer Aniston weighs as much as 78.2250035557 breast implants.
One whale testicle weighs as much as 17636.9808 human eyeballs.
Tom Cruise weighs as much as 453.6176003629 average bowel movements.
An American woman weighs as much as 36.9454776377 chickens.

Height
The Great Wall of China is as long as 1076788.4786324787 small intestines.
Shaquille O'Neal is as tall as 22.6666666667 flaccid penises.
One marathon is as long as 415008 human tongues.
The Golden Gate Bridge is as long as 42672.0853441707 cockroaches.
The Oregon trail is as long as 1810285.7142857143 giraffes' necks.

Why so cheem?

Top 8 Headlines for 987FM's No Bra Day

8. Muttons Chopped
7. Silence of the lambs
6. Muttons in hot soup
5. Shock jocks Shocked.
4. Lamb chop, Well done!

We love the top 3...

3. Lose the Buttons, Fine the Muttons
2. ABraDaGabra
1. Fined Horny Muttons

Why so cheem?

Top 10 Worst Headlines for Anything and Whatever

10. Singaporeans drink anything but Anything
9. Anything's so whatever
8. A&W fails again
7. Anything that goes up, must come down
6. Anything Canned.
5. Everything's over for Anything
4. Never ever, Whatever
3. Anything owners gave Everything but knew Nothing
2. Drink Anything? Whatever...

And the Number 1 worst headline...
1. RK House owner kills man for ordering Anything

Why so cheem?

Top 10 Reasons Why Christopher Should Be Afraid Of Jail

10. Mirror no enough.
9. Manicurist visit no enough.
8. This is not "One More Chance II: One Chance Not Enough"
7. No one will read the biography Christopher: My Time with The One-Eyed Dragon
6. People inside know he is not Christopher Lee.
5. He won't become the most popular Yellow Ribbon ambassador when he comes out.
4. Prison got no Star Awards.

And the top 3...

3. Ah Nan come out already, no brother to keng gai with.
2. His brother will not study structural engineering, devise an elaborate plan, tattoo his body, rob a bank, get into jail, fall in love with a doctor, and rescue him.
1. Benedict not there yet, cannot play Pyramid Game to pass time.

Why so cheem?

UNSW Top 10 Acronyms

10. U Not Steady Wan
9. Uni No Student Want
8. U Never Stay What
7. U Need Students' Words
6. Uni Never Stay Wan
5. Understand Now Singapore's Worthless
4. U N*bei Sydney Wh*res

And the top 3...

3. Unbelievable News! Sucky Wednesday!
2. U Now Say What?!?!
1. Uncle, Now Study Where?

Why so cheem?

Cycle of delusion

Highway to hell

Journalistic Integrity

Irrefutable Proof

To prove the statement: FYP report = B-grade movie

LHS:

Using the law of C*hua Lin*g Yen,

PI report = FYP report

Insert the law of common sense,

PI report = redundant + partial + rushed

hence,

RHS:

= redundant + partial + rushed

= (adding legs to snake) + (fair and just) + (jackie chan X Chris tucker)

= B-grade movie

= proved//

The kan cheong derivative

My Dream Date

Horny old men tell you things

NTUC has my mindshare

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