10. Stunned Cable Victims
9. Simi? Crap Variety!
8. So, Cable's Victorious?
7. Singtel Competition Valuable
6. Subscribers Confirm Vomit
5. Sickening Cash Vampires
4. Subscribers' Cash Vanish
And the top 3...
3. Surcharge Conspiring Villians
2. Sayonara! Ciao Vidic!
1. Simple, Choose Vasantham.
Why so cheem?
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Top 10 Acronyms for SCV
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
Top 10 Acronyms for NETS
10. No Enough Tax Sia!
9. Never Ever Trust Scoundrels
8. Now Expensive To Shop
7. No Electronic Transactions, Suckers
6. No Extra Tax? Siao!
5. N*bei, Everywhere Tax Singaporeans!
4. Now Everything Tio Surcharge
And the top 3...
3. NETS Exaggerates Toyota's Services
2. Now EzLink's The Solution
1. Nehmind, Everyday Take Shillings
Special thanks to Aaron and Carol.
Why so cheem?
Monday, June 4, 2007
Top 10 weight/height facts you never knew
Weight
An African elephant weighs as much as 1224790.3434343433 sheets of paper.
Jennifer Aniston weighs as much as 78.2250035557 breast implants.
One whale testicle weighs as much as 17636.9808 human eyeballs.
Tom Cruise weighs as much as 453.6176003629 average bowel movements.
An American woman weighs as much as 36.9454776377 chickens.
Height
The Great Wall of China is as long as 1076788.4786324787 small intestines.
Shaquille O'Neal is as tall as 22.6666666667 flaccid penises.
One marathon is as long as 415008 human tongues.
The Golden Gate Bridge is as long as 42672.0853441707 cockroaches.
The Oregon trail is as long as 1810285.7142857143 giraffes' necks.
Why so cheem?
Sunday, June 3, 2007
Friday, June 1, 2007
Top 8 Headlines for 987FM's No Bra Day
8. Muttons Chopped
7. Silence of the lambs
6. Muttons in hot soup
5. Shock jocks Shocked.
4. Lamb chop, Well done!
We love the top 3...
3. Lose the Buttons, Fine the Muttons
2. ABraDaGabra
1. Fined Horny Muttons
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