Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Top 10 Worst Headlines for Anything and Whatever

10. Singaporeans drink anything but Anything
9. Anything's so whatever
8. A&W fails again
7. Anything that goes up, must come down
6. Anything Canned.
5. Everything's over for Anything
4. Never ever, Whatever
3. Anything owners gave Everything but knew Nothing
2. Drink Anything? Whatever...

And the Number 1 worst headline...
1. RK House owner kills man for ordering Anything

Why so cheem?

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Top 10 Reasons Why Christopher Should Be Afraid Of Jail

10. Mirror no enough.
9. Manicurist visit no enough.
8. This is not "One More Chance II: One Chance Not Enough"
7. No one will read the biography Christopher: My Time with The One-Eyed Dragon
6. People inside know he is not Christopher Lee.
5. He won't become the most popular Yellow Ribbon ambassador when he comes out.
4. Prison got no Star Awards.

And the top 3...

3. Ah Nan come out already, no brother to keng gai with.
2. His brother will not study structural engineering, devise an elaborate plan, tattoo his body, rob a bank, get into jail, fall in love with a doctor, and rescue him.
1. Benedict not there yet, cannot play Pyramid Game to pass time.

Why so cheem?

Monday, May 28, 2007

What a girl wants


Thursday, May 24, 2007

UNSW Top 10 Acronyms

10. U Not Steady Wan
9. Uni No Student Want
8. U Never Stay What
7. U Need Students' Words
6. Uni Never Stay Wan
5. Understand Now Singapore's Worthless
4. U N*bei Sydney Wh*res

And the top 3...

3. Unbelievable News! Sucky Wednesday!
2. U Now Say What?!?!
1. Uncle, Now Study Where?

Why so cheem?

Friday, May 18, 2007

Cycle of delusion


Thursday, May 17, 2007

Highway to hell


Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Spot the difference

To prove the statement: S*P*H = N*T*U

LHS:

S*P*H = grey building + long rows of desks + people anyhow dress + no life

Hence,

RHS:

= grey building + long rows of desks + people anyhow dress + no life

= North & South spines + Exam Hall E + t-shirt/berms/teva combo + no life

= N*T*U //

(Q.E.D)

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Journalistic Integrity

Monday, May 14, 2007

My hero

Never has there been, and will there be one like him…

From a distance, he looks like any other ordinary ah tan on the street.

I have a hunch he used to be hokkien peng in unit

Nonetheless, he risks his life for everyone and fills our hearts like no one else

He helps us save our money, and even braves the dangers and fights the demons

“you shall not pass!” he says to the enforcement, for here is where he fights the ‘bad’

*the sound of the printing room”

he is R-I-C-H-A-R-D, and he’s our unsung ‘hero’

PS: but also sometimes expensive lah, 20c leh, one colour….siao liao lah…

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Say poetry

An ode to STARS

Twinkle twinkle little STARS

How I wonder what you are

Frustrations will run so high

K** N** N** B** C*** C*** B**

Twinkle twinkle little STARS

No such systems are on par

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Irrefutable Proof

To prove the statement: FYP report = B-grade movie

LHS:

Using the law of C*hua Lin*g Yen,

PI report = FYP report

Insert the law of common sense,

PI report = redundant + partial + rushed

hence,

RHS:

= redundant + partial + rushed

= (adding legs to snake) + (fair and just) + (jackie chan X Chris tucker)

= B-grade movie

= proved//

Mr Miss Universe

- POST CENSORED -

We regret any discomfort suffered by all parties, and will continue to strive to provide you with the high standard of bohliao drawings you have become accustomed to at Cheeminology.

Sincerely,

Co-founder & The Other Co-founder,
Cheeminology Inc.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

The kan cheong derivative


Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Culture Revolution


About a boy


Bye Bye Susan Lai


Monday, May 7, 2007

My Dream Date


Drunken Karma


All we need


Horny old men tell you things


NTUC has my mindshare















Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films writes:


culture rentboy says:

nabei why my windows live cannot draw

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

watch danny man

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

he;s a geniis

culture rentboy says:

i cant draw

culture rentboy says:

i dunno why

*~* i miss my darling many many many many*~* writes:




















culture rentboy says:

hahaha

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films writes:





















culture rentboy says:

simi sai is tat?

*~* i miss my darling many many many many*~* writes:














culture rentboy says:

wats ntvl

*~* i miss my darling many many many many*~* says:

ntuc la

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

omg

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

shit

culture rentboy says:

aiyah u draw how i know

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

danny ure a bloody andy warhol

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

i wanna stop this here

*~* i miss my darling many many many many*~* says:

eh, i even added in the matching blue and red colour

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

cos its fkg amazing

*~* i miss my darling many many many many*~* says:

ok, chill chill

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

how the hell! NTUC

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

amazing

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

can u save this shit?

*~* i miss my darling many many many many*~* says:

um

culture rentboy says:

hahaha

culture rentboy says:

save and put on cheeminology

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

yeah man

Friday, May 4, 2007

I have no life


Mighty friends


Finding the sweet spot


Lessons from VTech

Evolution of the wardrobe

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Motivation Theory

Money, Luck, Passion. We have none.

And we thought why not?

Put two PR interns together, give them a little time to think of something meaningful, and an idea is born.

Inspired by indexed, this blog will feature reflections of life by some of the nation's brightest sparks, the future of the country, the ones who will pay income tax in a couple of years' time.

We're lovin' it!