Top 10 Worst Headlines for Anything and Whatever

10. Singaporeans drink anything but Anything
9. Anything's so whatever
8. A&W fails again
7. Anything that goes up, must come down
6. Anything Canned.
5. Everything's over for Anything
4. Never ever, Whatever
3. Anything owners gave Everything but knew Nothing
2. Drink Anything? Whatever...

And the Number 1 worst headline...
1. RK House owner kills man for ordering Anything

Why so cheem?

Top 10 Reasons Why Christopher Should Be Afraid Of Jail

10. Mirror no enough.
9. Manicurist visit no enough.
8. This is not "One More Chance II: One Chance Not Enough"
7. No one will read the biography Christopher: My Time with The One-Eyed Dragon
6. People inside know he is not Christopher Lee.
5. He won't become the most popular Yellow Ribbon ambassador when he comes out.
4. Prison got no Star Awards.

And the top 3...

3. Ah Nan come out already, no brother to keng gai with.
2. His brother will not study structural engineering, devise an elaborate plan, tattoo his body, rob a bank, get into jail, fall in love with a doctor, and rescue him.
1. Benedict not there yet, cannot play Pyramid Game to pass time.

Why so cheem?

What a girl wants

UNSW Top 10 Acronyms

10. U Not Steady Wan
9. Uni No Student Want
8. U Never Stay What
7. U Need Students' Words
6. Uni Never Stay Wan
5. Understand Now Singapore's Worthless
4. U N*bei Sydney Wh*res

And the top 3...

3. Unbelievable News! Sucky Wednesday!
2. U Now Say What?!?!
1. Uncle, Now Study Where?

Why so cheem?

Cycle of delusion

Highway to hell

Spot the difference

To prove the statement: S*P*H = N*T*U

LHS:

S*P*H = grey building + long rows of desks + people anyhow dress + no life

Hence,

RHS:

= grey building + long rows of desks + people anyhow dress + no life

= North & South spines + Exam Hall E + t-shirt/berms/teva combo + no life

= N*T*U //

(Q.E.D)

Journalistic Integrity

My hero

Never has there been, and will there be one like him…

From a distance, he looks like any other ordinary ah tan on the street.

I have a hunch he used to be hokkien peng in unit

Nonetheless, he risks his life for everyone and fills our hearts like no one else

He helps us save our money, and even braves the dangers and fights the demons

“you shall not pass!” he says to the enforcement, for here is where he fights the ‘bad’

*the sound of the printing room”

he is R-I-C-H-A-R-D, and he’s our unsung ‘hero’

PS: but also sometimes expensive lah, 20c leh, one colour….siao liao lah…

Say poetry

An ode to STARS

Twinkle twinkle little STARS

How I wonder what you are

Frustrations will run so high

K** N** N** B** C*** C*** B**

Twinkle twinkle little STARS

No such systems are on par

Irrefutable Proof

To prove the statement: FYP report = B-grade movie

LHS:

Using the law of C*hua Lin*g Yen,

PI report = FYP report

Insert the law of common sense,

PI report = redundant + partial + rushed

hence,

RHS:

= redundant + partial + rushed

= (adding legs to snake) + (fair and just) + (jackie chan X Chris tucker)

= B-grade movie

= proved//

Mr Miss Universe

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The kan cheong derivative

Culture Revolution

About a boy

Bye Bye Susan Lai

My Dream Date

Drunken Karma

All we need

Horny old men tell you things

NTUC has my mindshare

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I have no life

Mighty friends

Finding the sweet spot

Lessons from VTech

Evolution of the wardrobe

Motivation Theory

Money, Luck, Passion. We have none.

And we thought why not?

Put two PR interns together, give them a little time to think of something meaningful, and an idea is born.

Inspired by indexed, this blog will feature reflections of life by some of the nation's brightest sparks, the future of the country, the ones who will pay income tax in a couple of years' time.

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