Cheeminology

Watching Chelsea can cure heart disease

2009-02-17T23:35:00.005+08:00

Top 10 Acronyms for SCV

2007-06-12T15:26:00.000+08:00

10. Stunned Cable Victims
9. Simi? Crap Variety!
8. So, Cable's Victorious?
7. Singtel Competition Valuable
6. Subscribers Confirm Vomit
5. Sickening Cash Vampires
4. Subscribers' Cash Vanish

And the top 3...

3. Surcharge Conspiring Villians
2. Sayonara! Ciao Vidic!
1. Simple, Choose Vasantham.

Why so cheem?

Top 10 Acronyms for NETS

2007-06-06T11:03:00.000+08:00

10. No Enough Tax Sia!
9. Never Ever Trust Scoundrels
8. Now Expensive To Shop
7. No Electronic Transactions, Suckers
6. No Extra Tax? Siao!
5. N*bei, Everywhere Tax Singaporeans!
4. Now Everything Tio Surcharge

And the top 3...

3. NETS Exaggerates Toyota's Services
2. Now EzLink's The Solution
1. Nehmind, Everyday Take Shillings

Special thanks to Aaron and Carol.

Why so cheem?

Top 10 weight/height facts you never knew

2007-06-04T17:39:00.000+08:00

Weight
An African elephant weighs as much as 1224790.3434343433 sheets of paper.
Jennifer Aniston weighs as much as 78.2250035557 breast implants.
One whale testicle weighs as much as 17636.9808 human eyeballs.
Tom Cruise weighs as much as 453.6176003629 average bowel movements.
An American woman weighs as much as 36.9454776377 chickens.

Height
The Great Wall of China is as long as 1076788.4786324787 small intestines.
Shaquille O'Neal is as tall as 22.6666666667 flaccid penises.
One marathon is as long as 415008 human tongues.
The Golden Gate Bridge is as long as 42672.0853441707 cockroaches.
The Oregon trail is as long as 1810285.7142857143 giraffes' necks.

Why so cheem?

Confessions of a disastrous mind

2007-06-03T18:48:00.000+08:00

Top 8 Headlines for 987FM's No Bra Day

2007-06-01T16:53:00.000+08:00

8. Muttons Chopped
7. Silence of the lambs
6. Muttons in hot soup
5. Shock jocks Shocked.
4. Lamb chop, Well done!

We love the top 3...

3. Lose the Buttons, Fine the Muttons
2. ABraDaGabra
1. Fined Horny Muttons

Why so cheem?

Top 10 Worst Headlines for Anything and Whatever

2007-05-30T12:16:00.000+08:00

10. Singaporeans drink anything but Anything
9. Anything's so whatever
8. A&W fails again
7. Anything that goes up, must come down
6. Anything Canned.
5. Everything's over for Anything
4. Never ever, Whatever
3. Anything owners gave Everything but knew Nothing
2. Drink Anything? Whatever...

And the Number 1 worst headline...
1. RK House owner kills man for ordering Anything

Why so cheem?

Top 10 Reasons Why Christopher Should Be Afraid Of Jail

2007-05-29T11:56:00.000+08:00

10. Mirror no enough.
9. Manicurist visit no enough.
8. This is not "One More Chance II: One Chance Not Enough"
7. No one will read the biography Christopher: My Time with The One-Eyed Dragon
6. People inside know he is not Christopher Lee.
5. He won't become the most popular Yellow Ribbon ambassador when he comes out.
4. Prison got no Star Awards.

And the top 3...

3. Ah Nan come out already, no brother to keng gai with.
2. His brother will not study structural engineering, devise an elaborate plan, tattoo his body, rob a bank, get into jail, fall in love with a doctor, and rescue him.
1. Benedict not there yet, cannot play Pyramid Game to pass time.

Why so cheem?

What a girl wants

2007-05-28T14:59:00.000+08:00

UNSW Top 10 Acronyms

2007-05-24T14:24:00.000+08:00

10. U Not Steady Wan
9. Uni No Student Want
8. U Never Stay What
7. U Need Students' Words
6. Uni Never Stay Wan
5. Understand Now Singapore's Worthless
4. U N*bei Sydney Wh*res

And the top 3...

3. Unbelievable News! Sucky Wednesday!
2. U Now Say What?!?!
1. Uncle, Now Study Where?

Why so cheem?

Cycle of delusion

2007-05-18T12:07:00.000+08:00

Highway to hell

2007-05-17T12:29:00.000+08:00

Spot the difference

2007-05-16T13:57:00.000+08:00

To prove the statement: S*P*H = N*T*U

LHS:

S*P*H = grey building + long rows of desks + people anyhow dress + no life

Hence,

RHS:

= grey building + long rows of desks + people anyhow dress + no life

= North & South spines + Exam Hall E + t-shirt/berms/teva combo + no life

= N*T*U //

(Q.E.D)

Journalistic Integrity

2007-05-15T20:50:00.000+08:00

My hero

2007-05-14T17:22:00.000+08:00

Never has there been, and will there be one like him…

From a distance, he looks like any other ordinary ah tan on the street.

I have a hunch he used to be hokkien peng in unit

Nonetheless, he risks his life for everyone and fills our hearts like no one else

He helps us save our money, and even braves the dangers and fights the demons

“you shall not pass!” he says to the enforcement, for here is where he fights the ‘bad’

*the sound of the printing room”

he is R-I-C-H-A-R-D, and he’s our unsung ‘hero’

PS: but also sometimes expensive lah, 20c leh, one colour….siao liao lah…

Say poetry

2007-05-13T02:29:00.000+08:00

An ode to STARS

Twinkle twinkle little STARS

How I wonder what you are

Frustrations will run so high

K** N** N** B** C*** C*** B**

Twinkle twinkle little STARS

No such systems are on par

Irrefutable Proof

2007-05-10T15:12:00.000+08:00

To prove the statement: FYP report = B-grade movie

LHS:

Using the law of C*hua Lin*g Yen,

PI report = FYP report

Insert the law of common sense,

PI report = redundant + partial + rushed

hence,

RHS:

= redundant + partial + rushed

= (adding legs to snake) + (fair and just) + (jackie chan X Chris tucker)

= B-grade movie

= proved//

Mr Miss Universe

2007-05-10T13:20:00.000+08:00

- POST CENSORED -

We regret any discomfort suffered by all parties, and will continue to strive to provide you with the high standard of bohliao drawings you have become accustomed to at Cheeminology.

Sincerely,

Co-founder & The Other Co-founder,
Cheeminology Inc.

The kan cheong derivative

2007-05-09T13:08:00.000+08:00

Culture Revolution

2007-05-08T16:15:00.000+08:00

About a boy

2007-05-08T14:51:00.000+08:00

Bye Bye Susan Lai

2007-05-08T13:52:00.000+08:00

My Dream Date

2007-05-07T17:43:00.000+08:00

Drunken Karma

2007-05-07T17:32:00.000+08:00

All we need

2007-05-07T15:21:00.000+08:00

Horny old men tell you things

2007-05-07T12:39:00.000+08:00

NTUC has my mindshare

2007-05-07T00:11:00.000+08:00

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films writes:

culture rentboy says:

nabei why my windows live cannot draw

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

watch danny man

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

he;s a geniis

culture rentboy says:

i cant draw

culture rentboy says:

i dunno why

*~* i miss my darling many many many many*~* writes:

culture rentboy says:

hahaha

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films writes:

culture rentboy says:

simi sai is tat?

*~* i miss my darling many many many many*~* writes:

culture rentboy says:

wats ntvl

*~* i miss my darling many many many many*~* says:

ntuc la

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

omg

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

shit

culture rentboy says:

aiyah u draw how i know

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

danny ure a bloody andy warhol

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

i wanna stop this here

*~* i miss my darling many many many many*~* says:

eh, i even added in the matching blue and red colour

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

cos its fkg amazing

*~* i miss my darling many many many many*~* says:

ok, chill chill

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

how the hell! NTUC

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

amazing

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

can u save this shit?

*~* i miss my darling many many many many*~* says:

culture rentboy says:

hahaha

culture rentboy says:

save and put on cheeminology

Culture Rentboy Vs Scribe Films says:

yeah man

I have no life

2007-05-04T16:34:00.000+08:00

Mighty friends

2007-05-04T15:49:00.000+08:00

Finding the sweet spot

2007-05-04T14:11:00.000+08:00

Lessons from VTech

2007-05-04T14:09:00.000+08:00

Evolution of the wardrobe

2007-05-04T10:58:00.000+08:00

Motivation Theory

2007-05-03T17:40:00.001+08:00

Money, Luck, Passion. We have none.

2007-05-03T17:19:00.000+08:00

And we thought why not?

2007-05-03T16:00:00.000+08:00

Put two PR interns together, give them a little time to think of something meaningful, and an idea is born.

Inspired by indexed, this blog will feature reflections of life by some of the nation's brightest sparks, the future of the country, the ones who will pay income tax in a couple of years' time.

We're lovin' it!